A St. Patrick’s Day greeting from your friends at MinuteHound!

‘Tis MinuteHound Himself, me clan, ta tell ya of me worth;
A pot o’ gold I’ll save ya, aye, from the moment of me birth!
Just use me fer a month you’ll see
The ease of all I have,
Me fingerprinting scans are sure ta trim your payroll from its girth!

Come one an’ all if ya like ta rid your business of the curse
Of timeclock blights a century old that could hardly be much worse!
No buddy punch or late from lunch
Without a full alert,
You’ll dance a jig an’ slam the door of your timeclock in the hearse!

Now saints be praised this Irish Day an’ welcome me as new;
No snakes ’bout me, St. Patty, sir, I’m as trusty as Irish Stew!
Put me ta work, I am no jerk,
I’m a mighty deal indeed;
No blarney stone ta twist an’ turn, me glory comes ta you!

Green beer, red hair, it matters not if you love lamb or beans;
Top o’ the marnin’ is how you’ll feel each day with what this means!
Just call me now, I’m waitin’ here
With fine customer support;
Say a blessed leprechaun sent o’er the word,
An’ these countless MinuteHound benefits
you’re just smartin’ ta glean!

Call (800) 351-7237 MinuteHound today!
MinuteHound Wishes all of you a Very Happy St. Patrick’s Day!